carmella decesare

carmella decesare

Holy hell! Look at her. She was the Playmate of the Year for 2004 and has shown her body off many times for the men's mag.We never were that into her because of her au-naturale figure, but that has recently changed as she bought some fakies a few years back. Unfortunately, to our knowledge (which, when it comes to tits, is very keen), she hasn't posed nude since her surgery. Too bad.We think this question of why we might do her might be more challenging if we knew she had herpes or the clap. But even then, it might be an obvious yes. Small price to pay...Why we might not:The easy answer: Bitchy.The more in-depth answer: DeCesare has a history of kicking ass.She competed in the WWE and once had a match against Christy Hemme, who has also shed her clothes for Playboy. That dual probably would've made for a good jerk. But her violent tendencies that developed while in the rink led elsewhere as she was arrested for assault in 2004 for beating the shit out of some woman in a bar fight. She was acquitted, but so was O.J.Also, she's married to Jeff Garcia, who is still, to this day, trying to prove he's not gay.The answer: Is the sky blue? Is the world round? Would we fornicate with a former Playmate of the Year?We are enticed about the boob job -- maybe it went bad and that's why she hasn't posed nude with them. And this little girl with some heavy fun bags might turn us into Jim from American Pie the first time he gets a shot with Nadia.She's currently pregnant and has already popped one out. But we wouldn't let that enlarged stomach stop us. No way.We'd probably nail her so deep we'd get head from the fetus. (Whoa. Might have crossed a line there).No Long Islands for us. Perhaps just some pillow talk to find out whether Jeff Garcia actually touches her or if she's just there for show and he really frequents the local Chip 'n' Dales.All right, folks. The polls are open, but don't shy away from the comments. Is this too easy a yes? Does pregnancy scare you away? Turned off by the fakies? Dudes, Puerto Rican AND Italian! You can't make that shit up.